Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Looney Looners - Hot Balloon Sex!

Looney Looners! Hot Balloon Sex!

You know how silly I can be! So, of course, I am gonna love balloons! And until I got into this business, I had NO idea that there were actually a whole group of people that are sexually attracted to popping balloons!

This update is a collection of different times I have played with some balloons AND a video of me blowing and blowing and blowing! 

Kisses ~ Kristine

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Merry Christmas!

Santa has checked his list (I'm on the naughty one, btw!) and things are beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

I have a house full of people coming over tomorrow to help me celebrate the holiday!  Lots of food and fun is sure to be had!  

Hope you have a very very Merry Christmas as well! Be safe and enjoy the time with friends and family!

Kisses ~ Kristine

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Fucking The Headboard - HD Video Update!

Fucking the Headboard (12+ min. HD Video)

 I'd gotten one of those suction cup dildos and couldn't wait to try it out! Sticking it right to the headboard was ALMOST as good as having a cock come right through a little hole in the wall! heehee Up close shots of the dildo sliding in and out of my wet, juicy pussy in this video and of course, ending with another great orgasm!

Friday, December 17, 2010



I decided I needed to make a little fun one weekend!
So I made a hotel reservation and brought my sluttiest outfits to wear out! I just loved wearing this custom made tank out with MILF emblazoned across my very large tits! 
If that was announcing to the world what I was looking for then I'm not sure what is! LOL 
I decided to take a few pics before heading out - and really had planned on taking some after but plans took a turn and I just did the guy in the parking lot instead! Oops! Next time I'll try to be a little more restrained!

Kisses ~ Kristine

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

My Night at the Trans-Siberian Orchestra!

I was lucky enough to go see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra on Saturday night!  It was somewhat of a spur of the moment decision, since we just got our tickets Wednesday evening!  We got the cheap seats and it was absolutely fantastic!  

The music is just incredible, but the show itself is outstanding!  There was everything from lasers, fog, lights, fire and even snow!!  

If you get a chance to see them, definitely do!  This show definitely has Kristine's two thumbs up!

Kisses ~ Kristine

Monday, December 13, 2010

Christmas Special!

Friday, December 17th 

Mark that date down in your calendar!  I will be doing cam shows for $1.99/minute!  

It is just my little way of trying to make your holiday season a little brighter!  

I know how tough it is around the holiday season!  Seems like you just never have quite enough!  This is the perfect opportunity for you to have a little relaxation time AND to save some money in the process!

Be sure to SIGN UP NOW so all you have to do is log in and get your freak on with me Friday, December 17th!

Kisses ~ Kristine

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Too good not to share!

86-year-old Pa. man hunts from recliner, bags buck

Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Lester Warner left the hospital in a weakened state last month, his frail body wracked by late-stage cancer. At 86 years old, he and his family had decided to stop treatment. But that didn't mean he planned to stop hunting.

Pennsylvania's highly anticipated two-week rifle deer season was fast approaching, and the lifelong hunter from Dover Township, about 30 miles south of Harrisburg, wanted to take to the woods one last time.
"He just assumed he would be going. We decided we were going to play along with it: 'Yeah, we can't wait for hunting season, Dad,'" recalled Warner's son, Brian.

Brian and his brother Scott were skeptical. But when their father started to rally _ gaining strength with the help of a physical therapist _ they decided they had better accommodate him, said Brian, 51.
So Brian lugged an old recliner up the side of Broadtop Mountain, near his Huntingdon County dairy farm, to the small hut the family had built for Les Warner years ago. His father would hunt in comfort.
It was 19 degrees as the sun rose on opening day last week, the valley floor white with frost. Warner eased his old man's frame into the recliner, sipped his coffee, and waited, armed with the .243 Winchester that Brian had selected for its mild recoil.

It wasn't long before a huge 8-point buck emerged from the woods, the biggest that Warner or his son had ever had the opportunity to take. They marveled at their good fortune. A hunter can go days without seeing a buck.

"Well, shoot it," Warner told Brian.
"No, you're gonna shoot it," his son replied.
Warner stood up from the recliner and took aim. The buck bolted. He followed it for 80 or 90 yards. Then, as it slowed down, he pulled the trigger.
A perfect shot.
Lowering the gun, Warner turned to his son and said: "Never give up."
"That's right, Dad."
Brian called his mother. Shirley Warner could scarcely believe it.

"Knowing what he's been through in the last six months, in and out of the hospital, radiation and chemo and physical therapy and really sick at times, I was shocked. In my wildest dreams I didn't think he would get a buck this year," said Shirley, who's been married to Les for 53 years. "My son and I cried because it was a miracle ... there's no other explanation."

A week later, the retired pretzel baker remains thankful.

"I know I've had many blessings through this situation," said Les Warner, whose story was first reported by the York Daily Record. "Everything seems to be turning out well for me, and I know the Lord's been with us."

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Come Fuck Me Shoes!

Come Fuck Me Shoes!

High heels make me feel sexy! I think that they do for most women and in turn, when we feel sexy - we ARE sexy! These red and black peep toes really do it for me! Especially when you pair with some lingerie and of course, cuban heel stockings! 

Kisses ~ Kristine

Red Hot!

Red Hot!

Remember those little candies, red hots? Spicy little red pieces of sweetness! Does that remind you of anyone? But of course, ME! I'm just like these little pieces of sweetness! Red and spicy! Yummy to eat, too! Lemme spread my long legs covered in black sheer stockings and give you a little taste!  

Kisses ~ Kristine

My Fun Hat!

My Fun Hat!

I think everyone should have a "fun hat" - don't you? There is just that one special hat that you KNOW if you put it on, there is bound to be some fun happening! This pink cowboy hat is definitely mine!
I only have one problem, everytime I put my hat on, I wanna have fun - the naughty way! This was no different! Having a picnic was all that was gonna happen, but then ... the FUN HAT came out and all that went to hell!

Kisses ~ Kristine

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Snorkeling with the Manatees!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I went swimming with the manatees today!  OMG! It was so much fun!  Living in Florida, especially since I'm not that far from Crystal River, I had heard about swimming with manatees before, but never done it!  I got a surprise over the Thanksgiving holiday that I was going to be doing it!  I was so excited!

As many of you know, I am not a fan of cold weather too much and the weather predicted for today was not very warm at all! I had made the reservations with the tour company already so I knew I was going, no matter if I froze my curvilicious ass off! lol Luckily, it turned out the weatherman was wrong!  Either that or Old Man Winter decided to take mercy on me and it was a beautiful, warm sunny day!

We arrived at the dock around 11am and got outfitted with our wetsuits!  Manatees are endangered animals so there are a lot of rules and regulations you have to be aware of when swimming with them.  You are not allowed to go to them, you can swim around them and they can come to you but you're not allowed to chase them.  You're also not allowed to ride them, poke them, prod them, stand on them, or feed them!  (Too bad because I had brought a head of lettuce just for that!  KIDDING! LOL).  After we were informed of everything to do and not do with the manatees, we hit the water!

The first place we went was to a spring - they actually put buoys and section off an area that people are not allowed to swim in the winter months just for the manatees.  Manatees don't like cold water anymore than I do, so when the water gets cooler in the winter months, they head towards the spring where it is a balmy 72 degrees! We swam way down the run to the spring and sure enough there was a huge manatee resting on the bottom.  I obeyed all the rules and swam around (and around and around) him, but he wasn't in the mood to play I guess, because he just stayed where he was!

When we swam out of the run towards where the boat was docked, there was a ton of people crowded around an area and as I swam closer a sweet looking Snooty came around the corner!  Luckily, SwampDawg was there to catch the picture!  Actually, he was RIGHT there because he didn't even see him coming and almost got a great big manatee kiss!  We watched him for a while but he wasn't too keen on the bunch of people and kids around so he swam back into the preserve.

So we went looking for more in other spots and we found them!  There was a group of about five or six that we swam up on, they were feeding and swimming along.  The water in this area was not as clear and pretty murky, so you just kind of kept your face in the water and all of a sudden there was a manatee right beneath ya!  It was so cool!

At one point, I had a HUGE one right beneath me and he was starting to surface - if he had come all the way to the top he probably would have pushed me right out of the water!  I could feel him moving right out of reach but he wasn't quite close enough to touch!  I was holding my breath wishing him just a bit closer, but then he dove back down and swam off!

We headed back to the dock a little after 2pm and I was elated with all of the encounters I had!  I really would have loved to touch one but I try to obey all the rules!  I figure people with much more knowledge than me put these rules in place for a purpose and I know I definitely wanna keep these gentle creatures on the earth forever!  So for once in my life, I played by the rules!  (Don't worry I definitely won't make a habit of that! LOL)

If you ever get the chance to swim with these giant mammals, be sure to do it!  It definitely gets Kristine's stamp of approval!

Kisses ~ Kristine


My Trip Up North!

Monday, November 29, 2010

I've lived in Florida almost all my life!  Moved here was I was five years old, being 40 now, I consider myself a Florida girl!  But in all these 35 years I had never been to the panhandle!  I've no idea why really, and have thought about it many times but always seem to head south to the tropical beaches or inland to the beautiful forests!

Today, that has all changed!  SwampDawg and I decided to take a trip up to Apalachicola - it is about 3 hours north of where our hunt camp is but it seemed like a good day for a drive!  We drove through beautiful forests and then hit the coast and followed it up!  We came to a 4 mile bridge and decided what the hell, and took it over to St George's Island.  Not really sure how long it is but the width of the island at the widest point can't be more than a mile or two!  Most of the businesses closed down for the season so we headed back over to the 'mainland' and kept heading north.

The town of Apalachicola is primarily a fishing village.  Downtown looks like you took a step back in time!  It is so cute and quaint.  We walked around for a bit and went shopping at some of the little shops.  Then we ate lunch at The Grille, that supposedly is home of the World's largest fish sandwich.  I didn't try that but I did have a fish sandwich (normal sized! lol).

Because the town is primarily a fishing, shrimping, crabbing village the BP Gulf oil spill really hit it hard and people there are just doing everything they can to get by so I'm really glad I could take my few dollars and help them out.

While we were on the way there, we went through St. Mark's, Sopchoppy, and tons of other small towns that are just a blip on the map.  I love small towns, they are always so homey and cute!

We also found the Crooked River Lighthouse in Carabelle.  As we drove past, I said HEY there's a lighthouse, so SwampDawg turned around so I could get a picture or two and check it out! He's so good to me, but it could have been the handjob I gave him while we were driving that made him that way, too!  LOL!

The lighthouse was built in 1895 and made of iron and steel.  It is 103 feet or 138 steps.  When it was originally built there were two houses built on either side of it for the keepers but when it was automated in 1952, there was no need for the keepers anymore.  The lighthouse was decommissioned in 1995 but in 1999, local citizens of Carabelle formed an association to rescue the landmark and it has been restored, relighted and a new park has been opened for people to see it!

We didn't make it back to hunt camp until almost 6pm but it was an awesome day, just riding and exploring!  Plus now I can say I have been to the panhandle!  Next time, I'm headed to Panama City but that will be for some partying!

Kisses ~ Kristine

Thanksgiving 2010

Friday, November 26, 2010

Hope everyone had a great holiday!  Not sure when I'll get these blogs posted since I'm in the middle of BFE at hunt camp with no or limited internet access but thought I would share them with ya anyways!  

I had a fabulous turkey day!  I did most of the cooking this year with a little help from some family so it was a super busy day for me, but a good day too!  We've done Thanksgiving at hunt camp for as long as I can remember, and even though my kids are both older they have always made it too.  Until this year, unfortunately my oldest couldn't make it due to work schedules so that didn't make this mom too happy!  BUT I knew the day would come, and dealt well with it!  

We had the traditional Thanksgiving feast - turkey, potatoes, stuffing, gravy, cranberry, etc.  We always deep fry our turkeys with the exception of last Christmas, and it is so good!  Once you peel the crunchy skin away it is moist and tender on the inside!  Some people eat the crunchy outside too, but I've never liked it too much!  Way too much grease - blech!

As for hunting, we've gotten one deer so far and shot at a boar hog.  He got away though.  But not too bad considering we just don't hunt like we used to, we love going into the woods but SwampDawg would rather let the young guys, that haven't bagged anything yet, do the actual hunting now.  He's gotten so much through his life that he figures they deserve the chance too, so if we can help them get it, then that's the feather in our cap now!

Might head into Gainesville tomorrow with the family - some want to do a little Christmas shopping at Gander Mountain.  And then all the family heads home on Sunday but we're here another week all by ourselves!  Can't wait for that - that's when my vacation really starts!  

Hope y'all have a fantabulous weekend!

Kisses ~ Kristine