Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Teach Me

So sweet, so innocent! That's right, big Daddy - I need you to teach me exactly what to do to make you happy! I think you like it when I play with my piggy tails and pull on my nipples, is that right?

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Monday, December 28, 2009

Christmas parties!

Everyone is so busy this time of year – running around shopping for presents, shopping for the big feasts, and of course the parties!! Now you know I love me a good party! But every now and then there is one or two that I just don’t get too excited about! You know the kind, people are kinda stuffy – have to say just the right thing at just the right time! And of course, you have to WEAR just the right outfit!

This year I was fed up with all that nonsense and decided I was gonna wear what I WANTED, not what was appropriate – and it made me feel so HOT! Not because the dress is really all that revealing to you and me, but to the old stodgies were all staring at me! And oh, their wives? They were shooting daggers at me! And I loved every minute of it! CLICK HERE!

My pussy was so damn wet by the time I left the party – I decided to show ya just how wet! What can I say? I may be naughty, but Santa is always SO good to me! *wink



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Monday, December 21, 2009

Blowjob - POV Style

I told ya sometimes after playing with my pussy for a couple hours, I just get soooo turned on! That’s when I want the real thing! Don’t get me wrong, I love my toys and my glass dildo is one of my favorite ones, but when I notice the bulge in the photographer’s pants getting bigger – well I just have to have it!

First I pull it out and rub it all over my pussy lips while I lick my sweet tasting cum off my dildo, but that is when my oral fixation takes over and I’ve got to have that hard cock deep in my mouth! First, swirling my tongue all over, up and down and then feeling that dick hit the back of my throat … mmmm, that starts to satisfy!

Well for a little while anyways, I can usually shoot at least one more set of pictures before it starts all over again! *wink

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Vote For Me In A Christmas Contest!

Hi guys, I'm in a contest with a Christmas theme and wondered if you would mind voting for me? If I win I can get one year of free advertising and a girl can't ever get enough of that can she??

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If you like my photo then please place a vote for me, I think you can vote once per day.

Thanks so much and I hope each of you get everything you want for Christmas!


Friday, December 18, 2009

Another Request!

Hi guys!
Is everyone ready for Christmas? I almost am, I think! Every year the entire family comes to my house - it started years ago and has just stayed that way! I keep thinking one year someone will say they want to have it at their house, but it never seems to happen! lol But of course, that just means I'm that much busier the few weeks prior to Christmas making sure the house is ready too!
I've had a lot of fans and members ask me what I would like them to get me for Christmas - I was shocked, but for the first time ever, I've made a wishlist! And honestly, it's only got a few things on it and I'll try to add more but it's so hard to think of what I want! Click Here if you want to check it out!
Now on to my request, a friend of my daughter is in a contest to see Taylor Swift - 5th row tickets and also a meet and greet! (Insert young girl screams and squeals here! LOL) This contest is based on voting, you can vote as many times as you want! And believe me I've voted my ass off the last few weeks! The contest ends on Sunday at 4:59 pm - so to all my Northern friends that are getting blasted with snow and can't go out.....this would definitely be something to kill the time!
I promise to make it worth your while if she wins! Promise! So, get to voting, vote now and vote often! Oh, yeah, btw, the radio station does ask for your email and that you register, but if you check that you don't want any spam emails, they truly don't send them! Believe me I know and I HATE spam! lol
Click HERE to vote for HEATHER N! Ok, now CLICK HERE to vote for HEATHER N! Ok, one more time - CLICK HERE to vote for HEATHER N! LOL
Thank you guys so much! I really so appreciate it!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Glass Dildo!

There are times when I like to shoot a bunch of pictures all at the same time. I like to take the whole day, or even weekend, and shoot sexy pictures and videos! But after fucking my pussy and playing with my big hooters for a couple hours I just get so horned up!

This is actually a two part update – during this first update you see me fucking my sweet pussy with my favorite glass dildo! I love the way its smooth, cool glass feels while it slips into my wet, sloppy hole!

The second part of this update involves something else in my sloppy hole …. and something in my mouth too! Will you be thinking about that for days now? heehee I hope so!


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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Public Flashing

I get bored pretty easily! But I'm not high maintenance at all - I just go make my own fun! I love to flash in public! I love to see people's reactions and I'll be honest, sometimes they aren't so good - but I just smile and move along!

This flashing set was along a busy highway that runs along the entire east coast of Florida and it was during Biketoberfest so there was bikers up and down the highway! Thought this was as good a time as any and off to the side of the road I went!

I even walked down to the beach for a couple shots and played in the sand for a few minutes, then it was back to the side of the road by the old gate - I got tons of honks, beeps, and woots from the road! And I had a GREAT time! Hope you enjoy these flashing pics as much as I did taking them! CLICK HERE!

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Far Too Long!

Hi All! It has been far, far, far too long since I have updated you on what has been going on, hasn't it?
I really apologize but I did warn ya that once hunting season starts my world gets somewhat flip flopped around! Between driving back and forth on weekends, and then planning for Thanksgiving, and then when I do get home there is all of the Christmas planning and shopping and fun things to do - it does make my life a little crazy! Crazier than normal!
So.....NEWS - hunting was a successful trip this year! There is currently venison and wild hog in my freezer, in fact my freezer is somewhat overflowing! I need to start cooking some of that up to make way for the turkey that I need to pick up!
Speaking of turkey, usually we deep fry our turkey (I'm sure you've seen or heard of that before!) and it is really yummy and everyone loves it! BUT, I'm seriously considering getting a smoked turkey this year! If you've had the smoked turkeys before, like the kind from the BBQ places, let me know how ya liked it!
More news: Passion Nights has interviewed me for their blog and you can see that HERE! They are super great to work with so be sure to check it out! Also, please, please, please leave them some comments! They want to hear what you think!!
Ok, last bit of news - I'm so excited today because I will be meeting a very special member of mine for dinner tonight! This gentleman is the sweetest thing and I just can't wait to meet him!!
Sorry no picture to go with this post! I'm sneaking at work - lol - to post this! But I just wanted to update you a little! And I will make it up to you! I'll post 2 pictures later for ya! And if you don't already, be sure to follow me on Twitter - I post all sorts of pictures there, from silly pictures of me with puppies to naughty, sexy pictures!
Have a great rest of the week!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Messy Nasty Gloryhole!!!

My pussy starts getting so juicy when I even start to THINK of the gloryhole! Is that the way you are feeling? Is your cock getting hard just getting ready to look at more pictures of your favorite slutty MILF sucking cocks and eating cum through a nasty hole in the wall?

Don't hesitate baby, just whip that hard cock out and CLICK HERE to explode!!!

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Friday, November 20, 2009


The weekend is finally here! Seems like it has taken a long time this week! I guess that's because I am headed up to the woods again this weekend and just wanted to be there already!
Last weekend in the woods was fun! It was opening morning on Saturday so I didn't really think I would get to shoot any pictures because I thought the hunters would be everywhere! BUT luckily I did! There was one hunter that happened upon us but he didn't seem to mind too much! In fact, he didn't mind at all!
It's kind of a funny story - but we had finished shooting and I was super horny so I just kept playing with my pussy until I came. My husband/photographer loves to watch me cum so he was hard and ready after watching and taking pictures! I knew he wouldn't mind if I crawled over to where he was and started sucking on his cock. I was right! But he wanted to feel my wet pussy wrapped around his cock so he put the tailgate down on the truck, bent me over and fucked me right there! That's when the other hunter came upon us - in the middle of the woods, pants down around our ankles and fucking like rabbits! Well by this time, neither one of us cared - we just wanted to fuck! So we just kept fucking! I came a couple more times and then turned around and started to lick my cream off his hard cock! Down on my knees in the dirt sucking a cock like a nasty slut! I think that threw him right over the edge so he filled my mouth with his hot yummy cum!
We both pulled our pants up, my husband said hello to the hunter - we got in the truck and went on our merry way! That poor guy was just standing there with his mouth hanging open and a bulge in his pants! Too bad he didn't ask for a little relief! I would've been more than happy to help a fella out! *wink
The moral to that story - if you see a girl getting fucked in an unusual area and would really like to get in on the action - be polite and respectful, but ASK! Ya just might get lucky and run across a slut like me!
So, I'm off to the woods again - might go back to the same spot and see if Mr. Hunter is thinking the same thing I am! heehee
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Playing with the Hose - More WET fun!

I love playing with water! It's just like being a little kid again, especially on those really hot summer days when you know you're just gonna DIE from the heat! I got the hose out this day and started playing with bubbles in the wash tub! It was so much fun - getting dirty while I was cleaning up!

I'd love to play with your hose too! Why don't ya spray me down good baby? *wink




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Friday, November 13, 2009

The Sweetest Thing!

Ok, so I know you didn't think you would hear from me again, but just had to share this with ya before I head out for the weekend!
I just saw the sweetest thing ever - a man and his young son were heading down the street and an older man was heading towards them. As they got closer you could tell they were going to meet each other and obviously not seen in each other in some time. The little boy started to play peek-a-boo behind Dad's legs as the older gentleman approached. He played along and greeted the Dad with a big hug. Then Dad said, hey, don't you want to see Grandpa to the little boy and he JUMPED into the Grandpa's arms and just hugged his neck for as long as I was able to watch.
Why this hit me they way it did I have no idea? But it just made me think of how we should ALL do that to all the people we love a little more often. It doesn't have to be reserved just for kids and grandparents - we can do it to our parents, spouses, kids, even friends that we just couldn't live without!
That's my mushy post before I head out to the woods! But don't think I won't be giving my loved ones a better hug and greeting the next time I see them! You try it too!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Going Huntin'!

Every year at this time, my husband goes hunting up in Northern Florida! It is really a lot of fun, I love to be outside and up there we're in the middle of nowhere! Unfortunately, with that comes not having very reliable internet access so I'll tweet and answer emails when I can, but understand why I might be a little slower than normal!

I just go up for the weekends for the first couple of weeks so I'll be back on Monday and back to normal for the week! BUT I will be all by my lonesome with no man readily available so I might be very very naughty while he's away so be sure to check in with me often! heehee

Have a great weekend!



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Outside in Winter (with my Dildo!)

Being in Florida, even in the winter, there are days that are warm enough to be outside. This day was exactly that so I thought what better way to spend an afternoon than out on the patio.

And of course, my mind started to wander and I needed some relief! CLICK HERE!



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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Big Butt Magazine January 2010 Issue

I just had to share this with ya! I'm more excited than I could ever tell ya! I am on the cover of the January 2010 issue of Big Butt magazine! It is on the shelves now so be sure to check it out!

AND as if that isn't enough - the February 2010 issue is chock full of Dreamgirls including a story from our wonderful webmaster, Rob!

AND (yes, even MORE good news!) I think that in the following issue our beautiful, DawnMarie is the centerfold!!

Yep, 3 issues! Back to back! With ALL of your favorite girls on your favorite site! So get to their website now and get your subscription!



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Cumming Down the Interstate - VIDEO!

If you follow me on Twitter then you've been waiting for this video! Yep, this is the one that I took while driving down the interstate! Ya just never know when you're gonna get the urge to cum, so I'm always ready! I carry a little vibrator in my purse at all times ... ya know, just in case! heehee This time we had a small road trip to pick up a boat trailer and as we were on the way home, well I got horny ... so out came the vibrator! As we were going 80mph down the interstate, while the truckers watched (and honked) I made myself have a mind blowing orgasm!

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Monday, November 2, 2009

Confab_Lab Blog!

Latest Interview with Confab_Lab has been posted! Great blogger so check him out! And of course, check me out too! This is a great interview with lots of interesting and new questions, so be sure to take a peek!

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Floating in the Pool - WET SET!

This is the last update from Belize! And I absolutely loved it there and would go back in a heartbeat! Although for 7 days, I really didn’t get a lot of work done but at least my husband made the most of it and did catch a few good impromptu shoots! Just me, being me! Having fun, being silly, getting off! heehee

This time, I was laying in the pool, soaking up some sun and some of the people we were with…well they started fucking! Right there on the patio! There’s certain things that turn me on in a split second and that’s one of them. Hubby knows that and was upstairs so he threw down my waterproof vibrating dildo – and then grabbed the camera!!!

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Just a simple statement of fact....

Do ya disagree? Somehow I didn't think so!
Be safe over the Halloween weekend - don't let any goblins, vampires, witches or zombies get ya! *wink

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Officer Kristine! Roleplaying and Dress Up!

Officer Kristine reporting for duty, Sir!

I dunno, ya think I'd make a good soldier? I know I'd like to make IT WITH a good soldier but I don't think I've got it in me to take all those orders and behave all the time. I mean, after all, isn't that what a good soldier does - obeys?

But I sure do like to roleplay and dress up....I'm REALLY good at that! CLICK HERE to see if I've got the RIGHT STUFF!

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Jacksonville! Flashing on the Balcony!

I went to Jacksonville recently to visit some friends for a weekend! The room I stayed in was really nice and the balcony was awesome! It looked out over the river and there was this awesome bridge that lit up at night! Before dinner one evening, I decided I wanted to play with some of the cars coming over the bridge!

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Monday, October 19, 2009

World's First Guy to Guy Tip about Women!

Hope everyone has a great week! I've got lots of things planned for this week since I was out of town all weekend! Have to get the normal house things done but also have a video that I have to get rendered and up on my site for ya!
I've also started working on some new hardcore action as well, so I'll be trying to set some of those shoots up as soon as I can!
But of course, y'all know I am a hunting widow and hunting season is just around the corner! But that just gives me lots of free time on my hands.....wonder what kind of trouble I can get into? Heehee

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Sunday, October 18, 2009


This update is all about my tootsies! My dirty, grimy feet! I had gone to the beach looking for a spot to take some pretty outdoor shots, but unfortunately there were people and kids everywhere so didn't get any shots THAT day!

So I just tramped around on the beach and had a fun afternoon but by the time I got back my feet were filthy! I was going to just wipe them down with a washcloth but they were way too dirty for that!

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Monday, October 12, 2009

Tits & Ass!

Who doesn't like a little T&A?

I know I do! Especially when you combine it with a garter belt and silky stockings! There's not a whole lot sexier than a garter belt in my opinion! Full back, lacy panties, super silky stockings, black garter belt, and a whole lot of tits and ass! I love that you love my curvy body, my plump bottom, and my more than a handful boobs!

It makes my already wet pussy that much wetter to hear about it, so shoot me an Email and let me know what you would like to see me do next! I always get members requests up - along with other things I get up for my members! heehee

Other exciting news! I was featured in Da B.L.A.S.T. blog over the weekend! The gentleman ( @DukeGordoneInk ) that does the blog and interviewed me is a great guy, real gentleman, and pretty damn sexy too! ;-) Check out the interview and this blog - you'll probably wanna bookmark this!



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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Clubbin' With Kristine

Ya know I love to party! And I'm usually out with my husband on the weekends at a local pub or bar stirring up trouble, but every now and then I like to go out with the girls! And when that happens, we don't go to the normal hangouts! We go to the nightclubs in downtown! The girlfriends and I always egg each other on to wear something really slutty and be as naughty as possible! And sometimes, the girls night out turns into the next day too!

This time one of the girlfriends husbands was away on business so we had the house to ourselves, which just made things worse because we all KNEW some unsuspecting person (or persons) was in for the night of their lives! We weren't wrong!

We were in the club - dancing and drinking and flirting, of course and one of my friends decided to tell one of the guys we were flirting with that I had a website. He couldn't believe it so we showed him! I asked him if he wanted to be on the site and he said sure! So after a few more rounds, we went back to the house!

He's got 3 girls all over him in the cab ride back and I think (don't remember for sure!) he came from a blowjob one girl was giving him on the way! lol By the time we got home, I was ready to pounce...but he apparently had sobered up a little and realized that if his wife found out, well he'd be dead meat! But he really wanted to watch, so out came the camera and the less drunk friend took a set, and she didn't do half bad (Thanks girlie!) After the pictures...well needless to say, the guy was definitely in the dog house when he crawled home the next morning with pussy breath and pussy cum all over his cock! heehee

But just wanted to give a shout out to Bill ... thanks for a GREAT time and you're welcome to come back for a shoot anytime you want! *wink

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Body Image Revolution

I thought this was something worth reading and wanted to pass it along. And I'll be honest, I love the fact that she (the editor) says she doesn't want to make the skinny girls eat a cheeseburger either - it's just about acceptance. We are all different and we all like different looks - and it's time women have a chance to just be happy with what we are!


As the editor of this magazine, I've been proud of plenty of portraits we've published--from fashion designers to First Ladies and beyond. But I'm especially proud of a shoot you'll see in our November issue--not because of the work that went into it, but because of the important work it kicks off. Oh, and did I mention the whole fun, fabulous thing was your idea?

Here's the photo: (Actually it is above!) seven beautiful women, all three to five sizes larger than the models you generally see in magazines. We'll get to the reasons for that in a minute, but for now, let's just spend a minute soaking up their gorgeousness!

Lovely, right? Now here's the backstory: About two months ago, Glamour started receiving letter after letter about the exuberant smile--and naturally curvy tummy--of a model who'd appeared in a small photo on page 194 of our September issue. ("This picture is absolutely amazing," wrote one. "Finally, a picture of a woman with a rounded, squishy, real belly!") I wrote here about the reader reaction, and about "the woman on page 194" herself, 21-year-old model/singer/softball player Lizzie Miller, who went on to be interviewed everywhere from Oprah Radio to Access Hollywood. But the most important conversation took place right here on, where over 1,000 of you posted your own joyous reactions to a figure with curves. "Lizzi, you are radiant," wrote one. "Shine on, sister." (Men loved the picture too: "I speak on behalf of all men: she is stunningly beautiful," went one typical comment. "Please, make more of her.")

Reading the comments, it was hard not to notice that many ended with the same two words: "More, please!" Matt Lauer put it pretty bluntly to me on the Today Show: "Cindi, you know we've had these types of segments before where a photo like this...sparks a lot of positive comments and you know what, the editors of the magazines come in and go, "It's great, it's great!" and then we go back to skin and bones. Is this gonna change things?"

It's a fair question--but the answer is, at least at Glamour, yes. Don't get me wrong: I'm proud of this magazine's longtime dedication to photographing women of all sizes. But can we do more? Of course--and that starts here. As you'll read in our November issue, Glamour is committing to featuring a greater range of body types in our pages, including in fashion and beauty stories (traditionally the toughest areas for even the top "plus-size" models to crack).

I know that seems like it should be the easiest thing in the world to do. And you'd be perfectly entitled to wonder why "plus-size" models are so uncommon in magazines and other parts of the media to begin with. I'll try to answer a few of the questions you've asked most:

What's up with women like Lizzie Miller being called "plus-size," anyway? As Genevieve Field writes in our November issue, most "plus-size" models actually aren't plus-size humans. It's one of the perversities of the modeling industry that women are moved into "plus" divisions once they're anything larger than a six. (They actually have to wear cutlets and padding to model plus-size clothing.) Strange but true.

And why don't you see more "plus" models in fashion stories? Well, lots of reasons, but partly because the clothes are so flippin' small. The "samples" we borrow for shoots are generally cut to fit a size zero-to-four frame. (If we just went out and bought bigger sizes from the store, those styles would be off the racks and unbuyable by the time you saw them in Glamour.) Why do designers cut so tiny? Beats me, but Glamour plans to cheer on those who work with us in glamorizing women of all sizes from now on. It's not always easy for them: When designer Mark Fast recently put three size 10-ish models on his London runway last week (all looking highly hot), two of his top creative people reportedly quit in protest. Whatever! Mark's apparently going on to do a line for Topshop. Happy ending.

Is showing larger-size women...unhealthy? It's a serious question: Amid the cheering for Lizzie Miller on was a distinct strain of criticism from readers who worried the photo promoted obesity. First things first: Lizzie's not obese. (At 180 and 5'11, she's maybe a couple of pounds overweight.) But more than that, I don't buy that showing women in a variety of sizes will discourage heavier ones from maintaining a healthy weight. Glamour assistant editor Margarita Bertsos--who wrote about her own 75-pound weight loss for Glamour--said it best: "This photo in no way sends a message to me that I should quit taking care of my body... It has the complete opposite effect on me, reminding me to love myself, treat myself well (and that INCLUDES a healthy diet and exercise), and showing me that I can and should smile in my nakedness and belly rolls, because I'm worthy of that kind of that unabashed self-love right this second. We all are!" Amen.

To be clear, I'm not on the "real women have curves" bandwagon here, arguing that only bodies like Lizzie's are "real"--and that slender women are all unreal waifs who should just eat a cheeseburger and get over themselves. Turning the tables so we can bash one type instead of another isn't the answer. Celebrating the fact that we're all born different is. Think about it: In real life, women of all shapes and sizes have crazy sex appeal and killer confidence. Why should our own pages look any different?

We'll do our best to live up to this standard in the future: shooting models who diverge in every way from the cookie-cutter norm. Is it a retreat from fantasy? Of course not: If we wanted unadulterated reality, we could just print everyone's driver's-license picture. But I happen to think that a fantasy every reader can have a piece of is the most powerful fantasy of all. Thank you for encouraging us to try to provide it, and for pointing the way forward here. Your words inspire me daily.

Now tell me, what did you think when you first saw the group photo above? And how much reality, and how much fantasy, do you want in a magazine, and from the media?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Hey all! I guess I'm just not having very good luck lately! A few months ago my Yahoo account was deleted, now my Twitter account has been suspended!

Twitter didn't give any specific reason as to why but in looking through their "terms" I am guessing the nude picture of me as the background might be why! Woops! Ya couldn't see anything THAT much!

Soooo, I created a new Twitter - Kristine_Cumz - so please come and follow me there! And I'll TRY to be a little more discreet this time! But don't worry, you'll still get naughty pics! *wink


Sunday, September 27, 2009

Going Swimming - Wanna Cum?

I love the water - whether it is the pool or the ocean, or even a hose in the backyard! I love the water feels against my curvy tan body! It cools you down when you are hot, and warms ya up when you're cold! This set of pictures was taken when it was VERY hot! And I couldn't wait to get in that cool pool! I didn't even wait to take my nighty off - just got right in - clothes and all! And the water felt SO goo d- it cooled me right off! And then of course, my hands start roaming all over my hard nipples and down my round belly to my always hot clit!

Click Here and let me cool ya off too! Or maybe I should say heat ya up! ;-)

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Confessions of a Naughty Girl!

Everyone needs someplace to confess their transgressions ... we all have things we should confess. It can be something as innocent as keeping that $20 dollar bill ya found or something as bad as cheating on your wife! I'm not any different - there are things I need to confess as well. Want to hear some of my confessions?

Why don't ya come into the confessional with me and we can, um, uh, ...."discuss" some of these naughty things we've done? And definitely do some more!!

I'd love to get to know ya better, so send me an Email or Tweet me! (I think I really just like saying "tweet me" - it sounds kinda kinky! lol)

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Friday, September 18, 2009

Words to Live By!

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on..

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.. Some have weirdnames and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have a great weekend!


Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rider Perception Test

By now you've gotta know I ride! No, motorcycles, ya perv! (yes, that is one of the things I love most about ya!) This is something I found very interesting - it is a rider perception test! Take it and see how well ya do! Or how well ya DON'T do - and if ya don't then start paying attention!

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Keep the shiny side up!



Gloryhole Anonymous

Is there such a thing? I think I might need a 12 step program to keep me away from the Gloryholes! On the other hand, it makes my pussy feel so good! And it makes all the hard, ready to explode dicks that come through hole in the wall feel so good! And it makes you feel so good - so let's forget rehab!

I'm addicted and I fuckin' LOVE it!

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Knob Job?

I've been doing web modeling, cam and phone sex for quite a number of years now. And I've been fucking and sucking for many MORE years! So you would think that I would know what the hell a knob job is, right? I thought so too! But for all these years, I've thought a knob job was a hand job! I didn't know it was a blow job until I lost a bet this past weekend! LOL

I'm really not a very good gambler, I shouldn't really bet because I usually lose but I just can't help myself sometimes! This time if he won, he got a knob job in the middle of the street....funny enough, never did find out what I got if I won!

Oh well I always settle up quickly when I lose my bets! And really, as much as I love giving knob jobs (and yes, I know what that REALLY means now) it is kind of like a win/win!



Blue Jeans, Baby!

I love blue jeans! Especially tight ones! I love the way they hug my voluptous curves and cradle my plump ass! I wear jeans all the time but every once in a while when I yank them on to go out, well my mind starts to wander and before ya know it my jeans are pulled down around my knees and I've got my fingers in my wet snatch! This time I put my jeans on and was just about ready to head out the door, when I looked out the window and saw people looking back at me!

Well, you know how much I love to show off... and then one thing leads to another and sure enough, I've got my jeans around my ankles and giving the "looky loos" a show they won't soon forget! Click HERE!

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

LBD....know what that means?

Some of ya may not know what LBD means, so I'll tell ya! It means Little Black Dress! Why or how someone came up with that I have no idea, but I do like my LBD! Clingy material that hugs my curvy hips and luciously full tits - what's not to love? Especially when I put it with my lacy, black, sheer pantyhose and clear, platform shoes!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Normally, I try to post all the fun things happening in my life - I don't like negativity and try my hardest to positive! But sometimes things happen that there is just nothing positive about and unfortunately this is one of those times.

One of my kids' good friends, a young teenager, committed suicide over the weekend - this has hit our family pretty hard, obviously. The reason for this post isn't to just bring you down but to make you aware that this does happen - everyday, everywhere. And maybe, just maybe, you'll go talk to your kids, tell them you love them, hold them tight and make sure they are OK! And please, if you or someone you know has thoughts like this - please talk to someone! Anyone!

So sorry, I've been somewhat absent but next post we're back to your regularly scheduled porn! Promise!



Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I'm Horny!!

Yeah, I know, you say I'm always horny! And that's true enough, but sometimes I just can't get on with my day until I take care of my sweet pussy! And this is one of those times, I know I'm gonna be late for work but dammit I've gotta cum! I'm dressed and ready to go, so maybe if I just hike my skirt up and rub my clit for a minute ... maybe I'll be ok to go then! Maybe!

Click HERE to see the rest of these HOT pictures and also the VIDEO showing you if rubbing my clit took care of my "itch" or if I needed a little more to be ready for the day!

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Sunday, August 30, 2009

End of the Weekend!

Already? The weekend flew by for me! It was a good one though! Unfortunately the shoot I had scheduled had to be rescheduled so didn't get to do that, but still had some fun!

I did end up going to the other hotrod show, but this time it was mostly motorcycles, which was really great too! We rode there on the bike but WOW was it hot!?? You know me well enough by now to know I love the heat, but HOLY HELL! Because this show wasn't held at a local club there was no where to go to cool off, so didn't stay too too long! Long enough to get a beer, listen to the band, take a couple pictures and have the photographer for one of the local motorcycle magazines take some pictures - then it was time to get back on the bike and cool down!

Saturday night was a great time! Went to a Parrothead party/luau! Fun fun! Got "lei'd" quite a few times! Heehee! Then got LAID a few times too!

Getting ready to send my update in for this week! And it has a VIDEO with it! Check it out! And shoot me an email and let me know what ya think, or what you would like to to hear from ya!

Have a great rest of the weekend!



Monday, August 24, 2009

Hot Rods, Pin Ups and Retro!

I went to a retro hot rod car and motorcycle show over the weekend! It was a really good time! Lots of cool cars! I don't really know too much about classic cars or hot rods, to be honest! BUT I know what is hot looking and what I like and there were a lot there that would look good wrapped around me! heehee There was even a pink Cadillac! The picture didn't turn out too great with that one, though!

There were a couple old school retro motorcycles too! And I guess I must be changing some because I didn't really used to like them as much - I'm all about the chrome! But these were awesome looking too!

It did start raining while I was there, but it was being held at a local club so just went inside and had a little Pineapple rum and waited out the rain! All in all, it was a good day!

There's supposed to be another one this weekend and would love to go but not sure I'll make this one. Tentatively have some hardcore shooting planned and as much as I thought these classic cars were cool.....yeah, well, hardcore porn just interests me a little bit more! heehee



Monday, August 17, 2009

Update coming!

Heya! Hope ya had a great weekend! I did! Fetishcon was in town this weekend and as always, it was an interesting and fun event!
I've decided to start updating the site a little more often - and there is no set days, so I guess you'll just have to come around often and check it out! But with the updating more means I definitely want to hear all of your ideas about what you would like to see me do! I also have a new video coming very soon - and I am really beginning to enjoy doing videos a lot so you should see more and more of them soon, as well!
It's the beginning of the week, so not too much gossip to give ya for today! Email me and Tweet me soon!

Monday, August 10, 2009

It's definitely August!

It is definitely feeling like August here in Florida - seemed like the weather was just perfect a few weeks ago - now it is hot and humid! But I still wouldn't trade it for the world!

I've had some requests for more pantyhose updates on my site and as always, you get what ya ask for! Especially when you ask nicely and that you did so Shiny Sparkles is just for you! Hope you enjoy it! If anyone ever has a request or something they would like to see, please Email me as I would love to hear your kinky, naughty thoughts!

I was in Jacksonville this past weekend shooting some hot pics! Went to what was supposed to be a pretty secluded stretch of really pretty beach to take some outside pictures! It was absolutely gorgeous there - and apparently half the people in Jacksonville thought so too! There was a family fishing, a couple that were just setting up and a bunch of people! Needless to say, I couldn't get that shoot in! But I did take this picture while no one was looking.....well, ok, there was a couple of guys on a boat fishing that saw, but they didn't seem to mind! *wink

New update going up on Wednesday so come back and see me then!



Friday, July 31, 2009

Who wants to Get WET?

Yep, another UPDATE from my vacation in Belize! This one was completely spur of the moment and you can definitely tell....not any makeup on, no hair done....nothing! Just me and my nakedness playing in the pool with the new underwater camera I got to take snorkeling!

Speaking of snorkeling, I did go snorkeling - it was awesome! I saw barracuda, coral, huge sting rays, nurse sharks, tons of colorful fish (that I don't know the name) and of course, a sea turtle! This one was a Green Turtle, which was an amazing thing to see, even if it was no Loggerhead!

Ok, so now you are sitting there scratching your head wondering what I'm talking about?? Silly thing! If you subscribe to the Dreamnet Newsletter then you would know exactly what I'm talking about! Don't miss it next month - Click here to subscribe now!

Staying around home to get into trouble this weekend! I'm sure I'll have my plump and curvy bottom on that motorcycle seat sometime during this weekend! And since I have determined I must be solar powered, I better recharge my batteries at some point too by getting some sun! I love watching the XGames too and they are on all weekend so I've catch some of that too!

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009


I know you've heard me say it before, but I love the summer! Seems I'm always doing something and the weather is beautiful! The shoot I was telling you about last time was AWESOME! So much fun - this picture is one of the many you'll be seeing soon on the site!

Last weekend I didn't go anywhere and spent the day at the beach on Saturday and the day on the motorcycle on Sunday - talk about perfect! Nothing better in my book!

This coming weekend I headed to northern Florida to have some fun in the woods! I really am a tomboy some - I love to get all "prettied" up but I love to get down and dirty too! Being in the woods on a 4-wheeler in the mud is some kind of fun! And I'm going fishing this weekend too! Wish me luck because I really don't usually have enough patience for fishing, but I'm gonna give it another whirl!

Upcoming things - FetishCon is just a few weeks away and is always a fun time! If anyone is going to be attending this event, let me know - I'd love to meet up for a drink, if nothing else!

Have a good rest of the week!


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Friday, July 10, 2009

Reviewed! reviewed my site....and they said it was quality and original! Yay! But then I guess you already know that, right? Haha!
I'm headed out of town AGAIN for the weekend! I'm beginning to wonder if I really need a place to live or maybe I should just travel all the time! I really love to travel even if it is just across the state. And that's where I am headed now, over to the other coast of Florida, near West Palm Beach. I'm trying out a new photographer and looks like he has some AWESOME places to shoot some hot and naughty pictures and videos!
Not sure what all I will get done, but I know he has a helicopter, a stable, a huge mechanics garage, old cars - so needless to say, I'm a little excited to be going! And of course you will see ALL the "original and quality" photos and/or videos soon! And remember if you are a photographer OR just have some really cool things to shoot with/on/in, shoot me an Email! I'd love to meet ya anyways!
Latest update on Dreamnet is ME in a bikini on the beach! And don't ya know, somebody dared me to flash?? Silly boys!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Better Late than Never!

Hiya! I know! I know! It's been too long since I've posted but I've been so busy! No excuse I know, but at least I've been so busy shooting lots of hot, steamy pictures for you to enjoy!
My latest update, At It Again, is up on Dreamnet and there is another new update coming this week! I just can't seem to get enough of those gloryholes! What can I say - once a slut, always a slut! *wink

I'm off again this week to celebrate the 4th of July! I'll be heading to the DC area so if you happen to see me up that way, be sure to stop and say hello! I'm going up to a party in that area and I'm sure I'll be getting into some trouble on my way!

We are still really dry in my area, but the summer rains have started a bit, so hopefully my flowers will be happy! I've been working on my backyard area quite a bit. Decided I wanted it to be my own tropical paradise and it is coming along very nicely. Still need a few more plants and flowers but I love to go sit on the swing and just relax. I love the summer and the heat, but haven't been able to make it to the beach very much! There is just not enough hours in the day, I've determined!

Check out the latest update and keep watching for the new one this week! If you have any suggestions or anything you would like to see in particular - or for that matter, ya just want to say Hey! shoot me an Email! I love to chat with ya!
Be safe this 4th! Make sure you keep ALL of your appendages! *wink

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Summer Time!

When did summer hit? Just seems like a couple weeks ago it was cool outside! But in the last week or so, summer has hit us here in Florida and it is HOT! We're well into the 90's and of course the humidity is crazy! But ya know, I LOVE it! I don't mind the heat at all - if it gets too hot, I have lots of ways to cool down. *heehee

Pantyhose Pleasure posted on Dreamnet, so if you are a pantyhose lover - go check it out! I've shot some more pantyhose just past this weekend - just makes ya feel sexy! Especially fishnets! *wink So you will definitely be seeing some more of those pictures coming soon!

I love to hear your ideas, so please Email me and share your nasty thoughts - don't worry, I'm not an innocent - see if you can shock me! OH, speaking of shock - found a few more Gloryhole shots that you will be seeing soon too!

I'm headed north this weekend - going to visit some family that I've not seen in WAY too long! Can't wait, it is sure to be a blast! So if you see me in the airport be sure to say hello! Love to meet ya!



Friday, June 12, 2009

Time to Bitch!

Ok, I am usually a pretty happy person. I try not to let things get to me too much. Try to just have fun with everything and generally I like everybody, BUT I've just gotta bitch for a minute!

As you surely know by now, I ride a Harley and I understand that people don't always see motorcycles! I can deal with that, even, to an extent! But when you don't see a bike, and you run the bike OFF the fuckin' road - don't just drive on like nothing happened! At least stop or pull over or something to make sure the person on the bike is OK! And yep, you guessed it, this happened to me just last night - which is why I'm bitching! On my way to see a Celtic rock band (Seven Nations) play at a local bar and not only did this lady run me off the road but up on to the curb. Needless to say the bottom of the bike scraped all along and got scratched up! I've been in a couple close calls and actually even had the bike go down once, but this scared the shit out of me! Not that I'll stop riding because I surely won't - but just a reminder to everyone: LOOK TWICE! Motorcycles ARE everywhere!

There, that's my bitch done! And thanks for listening because I feel a lot better now! On the brighter side of things, I have a new update, In The Woods! This is a little piece of my everyday life, so I hope ya like it! And of course it is the weekend, which always makes everything good! And my ass will be back in the saddle this weekend!

Have a safe one! And of course, a Hot and Horny one too! *wink