Sunday, January 31, 2010

Why are Wedding Dresses White?

A son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father....

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white'

Hope ya got a chuckle! Have a great week!

Kisses, licks, bangs,and blows!

Kristine

Thursday, January 28, 2010


American Bad Ass
You don't think I can be a bad ass? You don't think I have what it takes to bring you to your knees? Ha!
Think again, baby, I've got my "come fuck me" knee high lace up boots, leather jacket, and short mini skirt on! somehow I'm thinking when I spread my legs open wide and and ask you to lick my sweet pussy you will end up exactly where I want ya - on your knees!

See? Now was that really so bad? It is a win-win! *wink


Saturday, January 23, 2010

HOT New HiDef Video Up!



To Cold For A Picnic! (recorded at HD 1280 x 720 size) - I told you I would keep you toasty warm! If the pictures didn't get you heated up enough, then be sure to check out this video that goes with it! CLICK HERE to watch AND hear me fuck my sweet, wet pussy until I finish with a very loud, very good orgasm!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Weekend ~ Finally!


Hiya!

The weekend is finally here! I did have a short week this week, but sometimes those SEEM to take the longest! The weather has warmed up to acceptable temperatures again and I'm really hoping to get my big ass on the back of that bike for a little ride soon!

I know I have posted very much here lately, I've been super busy (yeah right, that's what they ALWAYS say - lol - but it really is true!) - getting ready for the long weekend last weekend took up every minute I had to spare!
Let me tell ya about the weekend though...I had a guest photographer that wanted to shoot me from New Smyrna Beach. I was headed to DeLand for the weekend anyways, so thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get it all done!

Went to the studio on Friday afternoon and spent about 8 hours with this guy! It was great time, he had a really nice studio and the pics are awesome. He also had all types of props, including a LIVE 8 or 9 foot boa constrictor! I'm not one to be all excited about snakes, that's for sure, but he told me how great the pics would look......so I ended up laying down with a damn snake draped over my naked body! ACK! It did kind of take me a minute to get used to it, but it wasn't as horrible as I imagined at all! AND the pics did turn out quite nicely I think!
Saturday and Sunday - I met up with some other models at an old ranch house in DeLand that sat on 46 acres! It was great for outside shoots and of course, we just like hanging out and getting into mischief when we all get together! This was no different!

Monday - I spent the day moving furniture! No, I'm not moving but one of my kids moved out of the house. As a mom, it makes me kinda sad but as a woman that likes to play and have fun and ACT like a 25-year-old, it makes me happy! lol This was the first kid, I still have one more at home so not completely free.....yet!

Plans for this weekend....well I don't have anything at all set in stone! Which is really nice actually! I'm hoping to visit my favorite bartender, ride the motorcycle, sleep in, and have lots of SEX! If all of that happens, I'm gonna be a happy girl!!

Oh, here's the plug - almost forgot, I swear I just blather on and on! I really need to figure out these video blogs quickly - then you can hear me ramble instead of just reading it! LOL Anyway....back to the plug - I would really really really appreciate if you could keep voting for me HERE! Last I checked, I was in 2nd place and I would be thrilled to no end to get 2nd place! You can vote every 1/2 hour, so while you're watching the games this weekend, just remember every quarter or so - go vote for your favorite curvy blonde! Thanks so much!!
Well, look at that - I've successfully wasted enough time writing this blog that it is just about time for my weekend to start...oh darn! lmao Sooo, guess it is time to get this party started!

Be sure to follow me on Twitter - I try to keep ya in the loop of what trouble I'm getting up to! Including posting pics of me doing all kinds of silly things!

Kisses, Licks, Bangs, and Blows!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010


Too Cold for a Picnic?

Nah, it's not too cold! And if you do start to get chilled I promise I will warm you up! I'll flash a little, first one of my huge pierced nipples, then I'll do a little dance for you and lift my skirt higher and higher exposing my long, legs. Showing off my freshly pedicured toes for you - maybe you want to feel my sexy feet rubbing all over your ever hardening cock? I lay back on the blanket we've spread - start running my hands over my smooth, shaved pussy. Feeling my slit getting wetter and wetter - finally, I grab my huge pink dildo and plunge it deep in my waiting pussy! CLICK HERE!

Thursday, January 14, 2010



In Hot Pursuit
Since many of you follow me on Twitter, you know that during the month of November I was away most weekends to go hunting with my husband. Although I do love shooting the guns, rifles, and shotguns - I don't actually do the hunting. As my husband would say, I just sit in the truck and look pretty!

I love to just be out in the middle of nowhere looking at the scenery, riding on the dirt roads, going through the mudholes ... just generally acting like a redneck fool for a while!

Sometimes when we're just sitting at the side of the road, waiting, my mind tends to wander ... and you can imagine where it wanders! This set was completely impromptu - all I had was my little point and shoot camera but just couldn't resist getting down and dirty for you!

Kristine




Wednesday, January 13, 2010

formspring.me

Can/have you met fans of yours?

Yep! And I have shot with them as well!

Ask me anything

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ever use a toy on a guy?

Yes I have....both orally and anal

Ask me anything

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Have you had sex in a public place or outdoors?

Yes I have, many times!

Ask me anything

Monday, January 11, 2010

Testing Video Updates For My Fans

video

Thought you might get a kick out of this...if it works I'll post more for you in the future...soooo...let me know what ya think!

Kristine

Saturday, January 9, 2010


Cum Fuck Me Pumps!

What is it about shoes that makes me crazy? I absolutely love shoes, all different kinds even. Flip flops, high heels, platforms, knee high boots, thigh high boots ... everything! So when I saw these CFM (come fuck me) pumps, well I just HAD to have them! I knew how sexy they would look, especially with this super sexy lingerie with the ruffles and lace! Makes me look ohhh so innocent, doesn't it? Ah, but looks can be deceiving! I'm not so innocent, but bet you can guess that when your ears move a little further down and you get past the lace top of my stockings to the black fishnet! And then your eyes go further down and you spot them! Oh yes, they are EXACTLY what you think they are! CFM pumps! And I mean it! Come Fuck ME! CLICK HERE!


BTW, I have redesigned my photo site....cum check it out and let me know what you think!