Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Hey all! I guess I'm just not having very good luck lately! A few months ago my Yahoo account was deleted, now my Twitter account has been suspended!

Twitter didn't give any specific reason as to why but in looking through their "terms" I am guessing the nude picture of me as the background might be why! Woops! Ya couldn't see anything THAT much!

Soooo, I created a new Twitter - Kristine_Cumz - so please come and follow me there! And I'll TRY to be a little more discreet this time! But don't worry, you'll still get naughty pics! *wink


Sunday, September 27, 2009

Going Swimming - Wanna Cum?

I love the water - whether it is the pool or the ocean, or even a hose in the backyard! I love the water feels against my curvy tan body! It cools you down when you are hot, and warms ya up when you're cold! This set of pictures was taken when it was VERY hot! And I couldn't wait to get in that cool pool! I didn't even wait to take my nighty off - just got right in - clothes and all! And the water felt SO goo d- it cooled me right off! And then of course, my hands start roaming all over my hard nipples and down my round belly to my always hot clit!

Click Here and let me cool ya off too! Or maybe I should say heat ya up! ;-)

I always love to hear from ya, whether ya have an idea for an upcoming photo set or video or if you just want to say hi - shoot me an Email! I answer them all personally, after all, you are the one that makes it so much fun to do this!



Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Confessions of a Naughty Girl!

Everyone needs someplace to confess their transgressions ... we all have things we should confess. It can be something as innocent as keeping that $20 dollar bill ya found or something as bad as cheating on your wife! I'm not any different - there are things I need to confess as well. Want to hear some of my confessions?

Why don't ya come into the confessional with me and we can, um, uh, ...."discuss" some of these naughty things we've done? And definitely do some more!!

I'd love to get to know ya better, so send me an Email or Tweet me! (I think I really just like saying "tweet me" - it sounds kinda kinky! lol)

Kisses and Licks

Friday, September 18, 2009

Words to Live By!

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on..

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.. Some have weirdnames and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have a great weekend!


Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rider Perception Test

By now you've gotta know I ride! No, motorcycles, ya perv! (yes, that is one of the things I love most about ya!) This is something I found very interesting - it is a rider perception test! Take it and see how well ya do! Or how well ya DON'T do - and if ya don't then start paying attention!

Email me or Tweet me and let me know how ya did!

Keep the shiny side up!



Gloryhole Anonymous

Is there such a thing? I think I might need a 12 step program to keep me away from the Gloryholes! On the other hand, it makes my pussy feel so good! And it makes all the hard, ready to explode dicks that come through hole in the wall feel so good! And it makes you feel so good - so let's forget rehab!

I'm addicted and I fuckin' LOVE it!

CLICK HERE so you won't miss a drop!

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Knob Job?

I've been doing web modeling, cam and phone sex for quite a number of years now. And I've been fucking and sucking for many MORE years! So you would think that I would know what the hell a knob job is, right? I thought so too! But for all these years, I've thought a knob job was a hand job! I didn't know it was a blow job until I lost a bet this past weekend! LOL

I'm really not a very good gambler, I shouldn't really bet because I usually lose but I just can't help myself sometimes! This time if he won, he got a knob job in the middle of the street....funny enough, never did find out what I got if I won!

Oh well I always settle up quickly when I lose my bets! And really, as much as I love giving knob jobs (and yes, I know what that REALLY means now) it is kind of like a win/win!



Blue Jeans, Baby!

I love blue jeans! Especially tight ones! I love the way they hug my voluptous curves and cradle my plump ass! I wear jeans all the time but every once in a while when I yank them on to go out, well my mind starts to wander and before ya know it my jeans are pulled down around my knees and I've got my fingers in my wet snatch! This time I put my jeans on and was just about ready to head out the door, when I looked out the window and saw people looking back at me!

Well, you know how much I love to show off... and then one thing leads to another and sure enough, I've got my jeans around my ankles and giving the "looky loos" a show they won't soon forget! Click HERE!

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

LBD....know what that means?

Some of ya may not know what LBD means, so I'll tell ya! It means Little Black Dress! Why or how someone came up with that I have no idea, but I do like my LBD! Clingy material that hugs my curvy hips and luciously full tits - what's not to love? Especially when I put it with my lacy, black, sheer pantyhose and clear, platform shoes!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Normally, I try to post all the fun things happening in my life - I don't like negativity and try my hardest to positive! But sometimes things happen that there is just nothing positive about and unfortunately this is one of those times.

One of my kids' good friends, a young teenager, committed suicide over the weekend - this has hit our family pretty hard, obviously. The reason for this post isn't to just bring you down but to make you aware that this does happen - everyday, everywhere. And maybe, just maybe, you'll go talk to your kids, tell them you love them, hold them tight and make sure they are OK! And please, if you or someone you know has thoughts like this - please talk to someone! Anyone!

So sorry, I've been somewhat absent but next post we're back to your regularly scheduled porn! Promise!



Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I'm Horny!!

Yeah, I know, you say I'm always horny! And that's true enough, but sometimes I just can't get on with my day until I take care of my sweet pussy! And this is one of those times, I know I'm gonna be late for work but dammit I've gotta cum! I'm dressed and ready to go, so maybe if I just hike my skirt up and rub my clit for a minute ... maybe I'll be ok to go then! Maybe!

Click HERE to see the rest of these HOT pictures and also the VIDEO showing you if rubbing my clit took care of my "itch" or if I needed a little more to be ready for the day!

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